My Naruto Fan Fiction! Jokes From Some Fan Flashes And Avvys

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One day, in ninja class...
"Ok, I've got a hangover- who knows what that means?" Kakashi Sensei asked. Naruto raised his hand. "It means you are drunk?" he asked. "No. It means I was drunk yesterday." Kakashi Sensei sighed. Sasuke raises his hand. "You're an alcoholic." Sasuke put down firm. "No." Kakashi Sensei said. Sasuke kept on speaking. "You wouldn't come to work drunk unless you were an alcoholic." "Hmm... hmm... what's your name?" Kakashi Sensei asked. "Sasuke Uchiha." Sasuke replied. "Ok, Sasuke Uchiha- shut up!" Kakashi Sensei yelled.

"Naruto! I hate you!" Sasuke yelled. "Well, I do to!" Naruto replied. "Grrr!" Sasuke growled. Naruto had a cool blue light light up in his hand. He shot it at Sasuke and he said, "Ha ha!" Naruto left. Hours later, Kakashi Sensei found Sasuke lodged ino the ground. "Most people doggy paddle in water Sasuke!" he said. "Ha ha." Sasuke replied sarcasticly.

Gaara and Lee were having a battle. All of a sudden, Lee breaks out in song. "Everybody was kungfu fighting! HA! HO HA!" Lee tried to kick Gaara but then Gaara used his sand powers to trap him. "It was as fast as lightning! HA! HO HA!" Gaara finished as Lee smacked Gaara. "It was a little bit frightning! HA HO HA!" Lee finshed as he kicked Gaara in the nose. Lee had one the battle!

"He he... tag your it!" Naruto said quickly while tagging Sasuke. "Tag your it!" Sasuke replied fastly. "Tag your it... QUITSIES!" Naruto yelled. "Hey, you can't do that!" Sasuke called. "Oh yes I can, stand it!" Naruto replied angrily. "Oh no you can't, double stand it!" Sasuke answered. "Yes you can, TRIPLE STAND IT!" Naruto screamed. "SHUT UP!" shouted Kakashi Sensei.

"Because, everytime we touch, I get thsi feeling!" sung Temari. Shikamaru stared at her, confused. "And everytime we kiss I swear I can fly!" Temari finished. Shikamaru just kept staring. "Ick! I hate this song!" Gaara screamed while he threw a pop can at Temari.

"Well... I like animals." Sasuke said. "Evil animals?" his brother Itachi asked. "Uh no. I like petting zoos!" Sasuke suggested. "An evil petting zoo?" Itachi asked again. "YOU ALWAYS DO THAT!" Sasuke yelled.

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